Saturday, May 29, 2010

Bra Codes

I had never heard of this bra code before, but my friend JR sent it to me and I knew I had to share this with all of you. I do have to say that I am not sure what sizes the Man-Bras come in but I will add a comment for the Man-Bras too. I hope you all enjoy this and remember it each time you put your bra on.

They forgot the training bra but since there is usually nothing in it then maybe it is not a size. I doubt there is a Man-bra for men training to wear one. I think they just get shocked when they move into any size.

Man-Bra size A....Ack, I need a bra. Are you sure?

Man-Bra size B....But it is just a muscle. Yeah right!!

Man-Bra size C....Crap, Crap, Crap, what the hell is happening?

Man-Bra size D....Damn it, what are these things?

Man-Bra size DD....Double Damn it, what's happening to me? I'm going to Dunkin Donuts, would you like one?

I noticed there was no picture with an E size for Women so I will make up what I think E says.
Woman-Bra size E....Excessive Excellence!!!
Man-Bra size E....Excessive Eating got me here!
Man-Bra size F....Four Pounders, almost Five Pounders. Cool, I'm hungry.
Man-Bra size G....Gawd, I can't see my beer belly anymore!!!
Man-Bra size H....Hell, I bumped into it again. It is getting harder and harder to get through the doors and Hell, it hurts if I try to sleep on my stomach. Hell, I can't see if my shoes are tied. Hell, I need another beer, good thing these man-boobs can hold the bottle for me. Hell, I am so sexy looking. Hell, I love these man-boobs.

I hope you have enjoyed this lesson on how to read the Bra-Meter codes for both the Woman-Bras and the Man-Bras.
If you have any questions please contact your nearest Victor/Victoria Secrets Store. Last time I checked they had the sexiest Man-Bras and Woman-Bras available. They also give discounts for each couple who purchase their bras there. Enjoy.