Monday, November 23, 2009

Word Definition Day!!

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

Well, it's crap... that's right, crap!

Crap may just be the most functional word in the English language.

You can smoke crap, buy crap, play craps, sell crap, lose crap, find crap, forget crap, and tell others to eat crap.

Some people know their crap, while others can't tell the difference between crap and crapola.

There is dumb crap, and crazy crap, bull crap, horse crap, and chicken crap.

You can throw crap, sling crap, catch crap, shoot the crap, or duck when
the crap hits the fan.

You can give a crap or serve crap.

You can find yourself in deep crap or be happier than a pig in crap.

Some days are colder than crap, some days are hotter than crap, and some days are just plain crappy.

Some music sounds like crap, things can look like crap, and there are times when you feel like crap.

You can have too much crap, not enough crap, the right crap, the wrong crap, or a lot of weird crap.

You can carry crap, have a mountain of crap, or find yourself up crappy creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to crap, while other times you can fall in a bucket of crap and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, crap's the basic building block of
the English language.

And remember, once you know your crap, you don't need to know anything else!!

You could share this if you gave a crap; or not, if you don't
give a crap!

Well, crap, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a
crap and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of crap. But, if you
happened to catch a load of crap from some crap-head...........

Well, "Crap Happens" - just the depth varies!!!

Yes, the real word is "Sh*t", but due to my crap blog name, I had to go with the flow and use "Crap".

Sunday, November 8, 2009

What makes them do it?

Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes I don't.
Do you ever wonder if you are the sane one and everything in the world is just crazy and chaotic, but then do you sometimes wonder if you are not the sane one? I think we all have moments when the chaos in our life can get to us, our stress levels rise, things are not going the way we want them to, and sometimes we can lose it and go just a little crazy.

Luckily when this happens to the majority of us, we calm down and try to fix the chaos and bring our stress levels down.

But there are some who do go crazy and harm others. Then again there are those that harm others while being perfectly sane, and they do this in the name of their religious beliefs. I am not sure if they are sane or not sane, but they are indoctrinated by others who want them to harm others. I have no sympathy for them, and I think they are very weak minded, to be so easily influenced to harm others. Maybe it is wrong of me to not have sympathy for them, but my sympathy goes to their victims. I try to feel sorry for them, and I know I should. I will have to work on this. But the really crazy insane people, yes I feel sorry for them.

I hope that you all join me and say prayers for all the victims. In the last few weeks there seem to be so many. They and their families are in my prayers.