THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
Well, it's crap... that's right, crap!
Crap may just be the most functional word in the English language.
You can smoke crap, buy crap, play craps, sell crap, lose crap, find crap, forget crap, and tell others to eat crap.
Some people know their crap, while others can't tell the difference between crap and crapola.
There is dumb crap, and crazy crap, bull crap, horse crap, and chicken crap.
You can throw crap, sling crap, catch crap, shoot the crap, or duck when
the crap hits the fan.
You can give a crap or serve crap.
You can find yourself in deep crap or be happier than a pig in crap.
Some days are colder than crap, some days are hotter than crap, and some days are just plain crappy.
Some music sounds like crap, things can look like crap, and there are times when you feel like crap.
You can have too much crap, not enough crap, the right crap, the wrong crap, or a lot of weird crap.
You can carry crap, have a mountain of crap, or find yourself up crappy creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to crap, while other times you can fall in a bucket of crap and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, crap's the basic building block of
the English language.
And remember, once you know your crap, you don't need to know anything else!!
You could share this if you gave a crap; or not, if you don't
give a crap!
Well, crap, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a
crap and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of crap. But, if you
happened to catch a load of crap from some crap-head...........
Well, "Crap Happens" - just the depth varies!!!
Yes, the real word is "Sh*t", but due to my crap blog name, I had to go with the flow and use "Crap".
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