Friday, July 31, 2009

Viagra

Okay, sometimes I get some really great e-mail that really makes me laugh. And then comes one like this, which really makes me laugh, but I cannot post it on the Place, but am so glad that I can post it here.

I hope you all enjoy this as much as I did.

Viagra

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: 'MOUNT & DO'.

2 comments:

  1. Hahaha . . I don't think it's too ribald for the 'other' blog!

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  2. Normally I would think that too, but I've heard I got a lot of lurkers there, and because of where some of them come from, this would not be appropriate. And I am not thinking any of them lurk here, at least not yet.

    God bless.

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